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Customer just left me a note today. He thinks it's "unfair" and "ridiculous" that the prices of our products have gone up since 1993 (presumably the last time he visited our establishment). Yes, that's right -- NINETEEN NINTY-THREE. As in, SEVENTEEN YEARS AGO. He left the store without buying anything. What a man of principle! Kudos to you, sir. I applaud your stupidity.